Can I offer a solution to Border Security?

Good idea, but let me add another detail. I say we also put up thousands of "Beware La Chupacabra" signs all along the border, and place tape recorders in select areas that let out loud gutteral roars to drive the point home. I am sure the Psychological fear from many illegals (both illiterate and school dropouts) will make them flee back to the safety of their home country. After all, why chance being eaten by La Chupacabra? I wouldn't:)